Q: Why did the chicken go to the séance?
A: To get to the other side.
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up said: “Patrick Henry, 1775.”
“Very good! — Who said, ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth.'”
Again, no response except from Little Hodakio: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”
“Excellent,” said the teacher continuing, “Let’s try one a bit more difficult — Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather what you can do for your country.'”
Once again, Hodakio’s was the only hand in the air and he said: “John F. Kennedy, 1961.”
The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Little Hodakio isn’t from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.”
She heard a loud whisper: “F**k the Japs.”
“Who said that? — I want to know right now!” she angrily demanded.
Little Hodakio put his hand up, “General MacArthur, 1945.”
At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”
The teacher glares around and asks, “All right! — Now who said that?”
Again, Little Hodakio says, “President George H. W. Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”
Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? — Suck this!”
Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, “You little shit! — If you say anything else — I’ll kill you!”
Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004.”
The teacher fainted. As-the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh shit, we’re F**ked!”
Little Hodakio said quietly, “The American people, November 4, 2008, when Obama was elected”.
|When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to medical school.
One of the questions asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered “spine” are doctors today. The rest of us are sending jokes via email.
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