Now we know what “Service” Really means

I became confused when I heard the word  Service used with these agencies:  
 
Internal Revenue Service           
U.S. Postal Service
Telephone Service
         
Cable TV Service
 
Civil
Service 
 
State, City, County & Public
Service
  
Customer
Service           
This is not what I thought  Service meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to  Service a few cows. 

  BAM !!!   It all came into focus.
          
Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.
  I hope that you are now just as enlightened as I am.

From the Archives

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I am positively mystycied and miffed. You all in the circles of bad value are a bunch of mystics that need gidance. My Gigi has traid to give you gidance while you have suwt it from external authorities. Well let me explain something to you, mysticism appeared first about 10,000 years ago, that is about the time that the Mesopotamians were fighting the Jews, my ancestors, and lost the battle because David was coreugous and threw the stone to the ugly giant’s head and then cut his heir and made him week.

But I digres mysticism was invented by Aristoteles to explain the death of his wife Medussa because it was rampant in the bicameral that evoked mystics from all over the world, even Amerindians and African Americans that did not drink or take drugs. That is so becose Aristoteles did not alow hard drinking and so many African Americans, specialy from White Springs and very specialy those that took my food and my handouts and then didn’t vote for Gigi, couldn’t make it into the mystic club. Anyhoos, mysticism in our minds is now used to guide our selfes by integrating knowledge into the frontal lobe of the brain without having to use pils. OK, so Gigi and I have to take the little pils onse in a while but that is because we have not yet reached the nirvana of mysticism, BUT we are getting there, LOL.


 

 

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You are, of course, aware that the comments that some people make on your blog are then sent to a site that publishes them, thus everybody can see what people are saying to you without the need for you to publish them. In your blog today you really meant to say “largesse”, not largeness which although a noun, does not fit the content as well as largesse. As usual you, a supposedly professional writer, and the person you married, a truly gifted author of thousands of words that say very little, misuse the Queen’s language, what incompetent idiots! Why do you so envy these people? Is it because they are better than you? Is it because they really help the town? Could it be that they are a bit more sane than you and that person you married? Talk about obsession!

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That is VERY old. Like you and the person you live with, totally out of date, out of touch with reality, dumb and demented. Stay on your pills and maybe some day somebody might enjoy your blog. So far it is only used for amusing entertainment. For that it is good.

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“Joey, my beautiful aeronautical engineer”
“Yes, my beloved wonder flasher?”
“Why are you so obsessed with this whole water thingy?”
“Because the corrupt town council lead by that awful woman and her husband and Jimmy Valkenshein and the corrupt reverend that stole my trailer and the windy guy and the silent woman and the abobaphile firemen and Clark Kent and…”
“Stop it, my dear trembling saviour of vise a vise, I know that they are all corrupt you have said so many times…”
“Shut up, bleh chef, I am thinking about the water and sewer…”
“Don’t shut me up, you goat herder…”
“What, you too are attacking this bearded ace pilot?”
“You started it by shutting me up, we Wyomite cowgirls don’t take kindly to being shut up by some loser…”
“You are violating Florida statute 180.69 which says that you must give four days advance notice in writing in English, Spanish, Serbo-Croatian and Creole, that you are going to call me a loser…”
“Joey all I wanted to ask is if all those corrupt officials have violated all the statues that you are blogging about, how come the authorities in the county or the state haven’t arrested the lot?”
“First it is not statues, you are not Yea or any of those uneducated detractors, you are a published (even if self) author with great reviews (even if the reviewers were me and your besty) it’s statute, second I don’t think that the word blogging is correct but I will let you use it since it does convey a meaningful message which you have a hard time doing under normal circumstances..”
“Joey, my beloved talkathoner, you call that guy that writes for the Halminton News a wind bag? And FYI blogging is accepted by…”
“Enough, BSB, I am glad that you have learned to use spell check. To answer your question, my dear Medusa, that awful woman, her husband, Townman the pedophile, the aboberphile fireman the camels, all the black folks that didn’t vote for me, Superman, Ironman, Yea, the culted fire fighters that worship Thor, Anominous and the guy that stole my trailer have corrupted the county and state officials to let them get away with violating statute 180.1574 sub-paragraph 987654321.5. That is why. Furthermore I have about eighty four complaints about the town council but I will blog only eight today because I can’t remember the other seventy two…”
“But, Giuseppe, eighty four minus eight is not seventy two, its seventy six and culted is not a word and it’s not anominous it’s anonymous and who is Thor?”

Citizens of White Springs, you voted for one lawful, honest councilperson, Rhett Bullard.  I understand he fought for each of you in a fair and equitable manner.  But what about the others you voted in?  Joe was given a tremendous amount of static for what he said about Tanja Brown.  But what did she really do for the Citizens of White Springs?  She’s the mayor’s prize house elf and she has voted with the mayor, not to help the people of White Springs, but rather has voted with the mayor to keep her seat.   The way I understand it is that Rhett Bullard made a motion against the sewer and water rates and Tanja seconded it but when the others voted for the increase, Tanja switched her vote and voted for the increase.  What was she thinking?. Oh, I know “The mayor is upset.  She doesn’t like when one of her elves disagrees with her.  I better fix it.”
Here we have Walter McKenzie, who planned to have Mayor McKire eliminated by agreeing out of the sunshine law to help Helen Miller become mayor if he was promised the Vice Mayor-ship.  Poor Walter has not done a lot in his life except loose lots of money in the North Florida Broadband.  The title is important to him.
Then there is Richard Marshall, who contends he is a holy man but his interests apparently are those of family members usually, but this time he voted FOR the high increases.  Atta boy Marshall, you have become another prize house elf with McKenzie and Brown.  You should be so proud,

HOW CORRUPTION MAKES YOUR WATER BILL TOO HIGH.

Many of my readers want to know how the waste of government, yes even grant dollars, keeps our water bills too high.

Let’s address the grant funds first, specifically the grant for pavilion park and the sidewalk to no where and secondly the grant for the band shell. As for the grant for the sidewalk to nowhere and pavilion park my detractors would do well to know their facts before they jump to conclusions. 

Here is the truth of the matter. Townsend was in political trouble. The new queen of White Springs didn’t like him much. So he and Mary Lou Bullard, aunt of Rhet Bullard, got together and cooked up an idea to spend some of the money’s allocated by PCS for Business development on a project that has no chance, even after a year and a half, of providing any new business. But Townsend convinced the Development Board, backed up by Mrs. Bullard (who is a member) to spend a quarter of a million dollars on the BUSINESS INCUBATOR PROJECT known as pavilion park. To quote a member of PCS’s administration “It was a waste of money”. If someone, anyone, can explain to me how pavilion park is going to bring new businesses or even a single business to White Springs, I’m all ears.

Now for the Band Shell. The grant was for a community park, i.e. Picnic Tables, a Basketball Court, etc. But that wasn’t glitzy enough for the Town Council who VOTED to ignore the grant and to build a Band Shell instead. Don’t know about you but a lighted basketball court would seem to be more suitable than a Band Shell that no one uses. It shows how out of step the council is with the moneys entrusted to its care. Who knows, we might even use a second tennis court that no one plays on. Its a crying shame. I know of no youths who play tennis in White Springs and even if there are one or two I know lots of youths who you could get involved in a lighted Basketball Court.

Now the money for either one of these projects could have been siphoned off in whole or in part to the Enterprise account (the Sewer and Water Account). Lower Water Bills would certainly help attract new businesses to town, certainly more than pavilion park on the Band Shell. But no we waste the money which was not given for the purposes it was used for, to build ego projects for deviate members of the local political establishment.

Couple that with the $44000.00 that the Mayor spent without council authority and we would have enough to suspend the water and sewer bills for a length of time possibly, if all $544000.00 were spent, for months. We get grants because we bid on them. The Park on 41, the John Graham memorial park, is a classic case. Did we need such a park? Does anybody use the park? What was its purpose? What is its purpose except to Glorify John Graham, a man who could have corrected the corruption years ago and let it pass. 

Now we could have used either one of the two grants for seed money for a really large grant for bring new businesses to White Springs AND HAVE A BASKETBALL COURT (LIGHTED) to boot. But no we want projects that look good but don’t in actuality do anything but make us look like the idiots we are. If I were the man in charge of grant money for PCS, and I am glad I am not, I’d never give White Springs another penny unless I knew exactly where the money was going to. The same could be said about any other grantor of funds. We are a poor excuse for a town.

One last thing to answer some of my loyal readers. Just because the money is there for the taking is no reason to use it for foolish purposes. Everyone does it you say? I say bull shit. Quality communities seek grants that will help the municipality not those that feed someone in power’s ego. Just because your friend takes the opium of other people’s money is no reason for you to do so also. We are not, well some of us aren’t, Children. We can be selective proactively in what we seek for the town and not just jump and throw our souls away on pie in the sky projects.

Where would I get the money to lower our water bills? I’d cut out all, REPEAT ALL, wasteful government spending and move that money into the Enterprise account to lower the cost of repair, maintenance, operation and debt service of the Sewer and Water System. That and cut Andrew’s pay to what he is worth. Well not that low but cut it none the less. 

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It does not matter that you don’t post my comments, the White Springs Satirist publishes them and you still look like the envious, hateful, loser you are.

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If in your eyes the mayor is not lovely, have you looked at your wife? Besides crazy you must also be blind. That picture with the top hat and the expression that says “what am I getting into?” is to die laughing.

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Though you will not post my comment – I have to say I happen to agree with you in regards to the fruit stand. I like it – I think he and Woody have tried to make a nice little place over there. I heard that Robert was very against this, along with Tom. I do not understand why. If they think that is a eye-sore they really need to ride around town – our all glorious beautificaiton commity … ha ha ha – part of that commity has gotten under my skin at any rate.

I have always tried to be respectful and call Joe Griffin Mr. Griffin.  He no longer deserves even that.

 

After his new low last weekend I hereby ask all camels to not only ignore him, all he wants is for somebody to pay attention to him and his useless wife, but to stop monitoring his blog.  It is useless.  If people want to defend themselves let them do so.

 

We do not send our emails  to him or to the woman he is married to, so if one of you wants to send it to them and feed into what he wants, let me address him.  Griffin, you are not a man.

 

King Camel

My apologies to my fellow camels and specially to king Camel.  I know that you want to honor the request that we got from one of our honored readers that we don’t stir the idiot but I can’t help myself after reading the incomprehensibly stupid diatribe by the idiot’s lovely southern bride.
Clark Kent is right:  HIDE THE PILLS!
Conservative?  No, the equally stupid and moronic woman is as much a racist as he is.  They thought they could fool the African American community with their “food” and “hand outs” and their completely dishonest promise of lowering the water bills.  Thirteen hundred (1300) words to say that the African Americans are a bunch of drunks, lazy, uneducated and dishonest folks?    Get your lazy husband off his fat butt, lady.  Get off your even fatter butt, lady.  Stop taking his pills.  Stop being a hypocrite. You and him honest?  In your drug-induced dreams, lady.
Will they be “… be welcomed as highly as the Moore’s.” Lady,  the Moores (without the apostrophe, moron)and the McKires and the Millers and the Prices and the McKenzies and the Heaths and the Greenes and the Bullards and  the Browns and the Marshalls as well as all the other decent citizens (black, white, latino, Jewish, Christian) of your town (I don’t live in White Springs) are highly welcome because they work hard, they are liberals or conservatives or independent but above all they are truthful and honest.  Something you and your demented husband are not.
Pretty Camel (today as angry as Angry Camel).
2115 HOURS, 4 MAY, 2013

“GIGI, COULD I WRITE A PIECE IN YOUR BLOG?”

“OF COURSE SWAMPY.  WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY?  AND, PLEASE USE THE DICTIONARY AND SPELL CHECK, I AM TIRED OF THOSE CAMELS AND THE OTHERS THAT KEEP FINDING FAULT WITH YOUR WRITINGS…”

“OH, YES, MY LITTLE TREMBLING HERO, I WILL AND I WILL ALSO USE ALL THOSE WORDS THAT YOU TAUGHT ME THIS MORNING, YOU KNOW, ABOUT MYSTICS AND THINGS…”

“OK, OK, FLASHYQUAHILLY, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE ABOUT?”

“WELL, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN THIS HYPOCRITICAL TOWN THAT DON’T APPRECIATE YOU AND ARE MYSTICS AND…”

“YES, MY LOVELY SOUTHERN BRIDE, I LIKE IT WHEN YOU AND MY OTHER TWO  FRIENDS DEFEND ME AND DESTROY ALL MY DETRACTORS AND ALL THOSE PEDOPHILES AND ALL THOSE DRUNKEN BLACKS THAT ATE YOUR FOOD AND DIDN’T VOTE FOR ME AND  THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN AND THE TENNIS PEOPLE AND THE CITY CIRCLERS AND THE HANDSOME FIRE FIGHTER THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON AND…”

“YES, YES, GIGI, I WILL DESTROY THEM.”


2258 HOURS 4 MAY, 2013

“GIUSEPPE, GIUSEPPE, MY LITTLE BUTTER BALL, I JUST FINISHED MY BLOG AND POSTED IT UNDER YOUR NAME.  THAT WILL FOOL THEM, SPECIALLY THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN  THEY WILL THINK YOU WROTE IT AND, YOU KNOW…”

“OK BY BELOVED SWAMP APEY, WHAT DID YOU WRITE ABOUT?”
“OH, GIGI, MY TREMBLING HANDSOME, GOAT-LOVING FIRECRACKER, I WROTE ABOUT THE CHEATING MYSTICS OF WHITE SPRINGS, I USED ALL THE BIG WORDS THAT YOU TAUGHT ME THIS MORNING LIKE ‘STRIPPING LAYERS OF RATIONALIZATION’ AND’ CONTEXTUALLY’, AND I TOLD THEM THAT YOU ARE A ‘VALUE PRODUCER’  WHATEVER THAT IS AND I TOLD THEM THAT YOU ‘COMPETITIVELY PRODUCE VALUES’ BUT GIGI, MY LOVE, I HAD TO USE SPELL CHECK ALL THE TIME AND I DON’T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT ALL MEANS AND…”
“OK, STOP, MY LITTLE SHIKSA, LET ME THINK…WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY PILLS?”

…TO BE CONTINUED…

Sent: Sunday, May 05, 2013 6:15 PM
Subject: The Sane and Insane of White Springs

The White Springs government and its circle of friends have endured both. My dear friends and foes both sane and  insane. This is a small lesson and after you have read it perhaps you will understand what has transpired on Mill Street.

An insane person is one who showers himself with accolades and awards.
A sane person knows that one who showers himself with accolades is awards is insane.

An insane person is one who believes everything he says to be the truth.
A sane person knows that whatever comes out of an insane persons mouth is utter bullshit.

An insane person sits up in the wee hours of the morning writing crazy insane thoughts.
A sane person leisurely sets back during normal hours and laughs at the writings of the insane.

An insane person believes they can win an election.
A sane person knows that there wasn’t a chance in hell the insane person was going to win.

An insane person shakes uncontrollably all day long.
A sane person shakes on the dance floor.

An insane person thinks they married a woman.
A sane person knows damn well better.

An insane person thinks they’ll win the battle and the war eventually..
A sane person knows this will never happen but enjoys watching the show.

An insane person thinks a number will be left on a blog.
A sane person knows better than to leave a number on a blog.

Understand?
SuperSane

Scary – Read to the end

The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulate, at Bergen, Norway.
Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone.
Exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met as far north as 81 degrees 29 minutes.
Soundings to a depth of 3,100 meters showed the gulf stream still very warm.
Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones, the report continued, while at many points well known glaciers have entirely disappeared.
Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern Arctic, While vast shoals of herring and smelts which have never before ventured so far north, are being encountered in the old seal fishing grounds.
Within a few years it is predicted that due to the ice melt the sea will rise and make most coastal cities uninhabitable.
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I must apologize….
I neglected to mention that this report was from November 2, 1922, as reported by the AP and published in The Washington Post – 93 years ago.

This must have been caused by the Model T Ford’s emissions.

Call to have your Eyewear and Jewelry fixed; reasonable prices; optician will cometo your door.

NEED YOUR EYEWEAR FIXED?   DON’T WANT TO PURCHASE ANOTHER PAIR OF GLASSSES or CAN’T AFFORD IT AT THIS TIME?   HAVE BROKEN JEWELRY EVEN THE JEWELER SAYS HE CANNOT FIX?

WELL don’t fret! AFFORDABLE MOBILE SERVICE IS HERE TO ASSIST YOU.

Meet Jimmy Carter, owner of Mobile Optician Services/  Okeechobee Insights.

Jimmy Carter

Frame Alteration        Prescriptions Filled

(368) 688-2805       House Calls through Mobile Optician Services

14691 129th Road, Live Oak FL  32060

Experience

  • owners; Cherry and Jimmy Carter

    White Raven Bolognese Kennel

    January 2009 – Present (7 years 5 months)

  • OWNER

    PERSIMMON SUN CREATIONS

    April 1995 – Present (21 years 2 months)

  • owner

    Jimmy Carter Optical

    April 1976 – Present (40 years 2 months)

  • Mobile optical and jewelry repair,optical Rx filled ,custom design, optical prosthetic frames, repairs,adjustments, house calls and complete mobile services
  • Nautical and sea and wildlife in oils,jewelry design and manufacturing
  • Breeder of the rare dog—Bishon Bolognese—

Skills

  • Jewelry Design
  • Mobile Devices
  • Galleries
  • Contemporary Art
  • Art
  • Painting
  • Fine Art
  • Murals
  • Product Design
  • Photography
  • Drawing
  • Gems
  • Illustration
  • Designing
  • Oil Painting
  • Silver
  • Woodworking
  • Retail
  • Metal Fabrication

Education

  • Hillsborough Community College

    Ophthalmic Dispensing, Optical

    2006 – 2008

  • Shasta College

    , Business Administration, Management and Operations

    1977 – 1978

  • Crafton Hills College

    OPTICAL, OPTICAL

    1974 – 1976

  • College of the Redwoods

    , General ED.

    1972 – 1973

  • Activities and Societies: History,swimming,track and classical guitar
  • Activities and Societies: Swimming, Tri-athalons and dance

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Testimony:

Thanks to Robert Dezendorf who had scheduled an appointment with Jimmy Carter, my titaniam glasses which had broken in half are fixed like new.   After adding a new piece and braising it to the glasses, the total cost was $25.00.  Since your optometrist would not be able to repair them and a new pair would have cost me at least $350.00, Jimmy Carter’s services are really a bargain.

Bob also had his repaired and the cost was only $20.00.  The care given by Jimmy Carter and the fit was better than when Bob purchased the eyewear from the optomitrist.

Carter operates his mobile optical operations in his Toyota Prius which has all the electrical connections and supplies so that he may even weld.

Karin for the blog

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Jimmy Carter’s wife is also a famous author who even had the pleasure of meeting with the Dali Lama’s while staying at the Dali Lama’s mother’s residence.

Mayan Cooking: Recipes from the Sun Kingdoms of Mexico Hardcover – September, 1998

This unique cookbook contains not only 200 colourful and exotic recipes from the Mexican Yucatan, but also the author’s fascinating observations on a vanishing way of life in the little village Acabchen, where the food is prepared with care and first presented to the gods. Some recipes included are Piquant Chili Spice Paste, Empanadas de Platano (Plantain Turnovers), Joroches de Chaya (Stew of Little Dumplings with Spinach), Pebre (Spicy Chicken with Pork Stuffing in a Banana Leaf), and Xka Bi Kuum (Sweet Pumpkin Dessert). Chapters include Hearthrites, Appetisers, Tamales, Tortillas, Soups and Stews, Chicken, Seafood, Beef, and Desserts.

This unique cookbook contains not only 200 colourful and exotic recipes from the Mexican Yucatan

http://www.amazon.com/Mayan-Cooking-Recipes-Kingdoms-Mexico/dp/0781805805/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1463872406&sr=1-1&keywords=cherry+hamman

TAKE ADVANTAGES OF JIMMY CARTER’S MOBILE SERVICES SOON….WITH ONE AS TALENTED AS HE, MOST LIKELY HIS SERVICES WILL BE WELCOMED ANYWHERE.

You can’t make this stuff up

Jesse Jackson’s Newest Staffer.

You can’t make this stuff up!

Mel Reynolds

Jesse Jackson has added former Chicago Congressman

Mel Reynolds to Rainbow/PUSH Coalition’s payroll..

Reynolds was among the 176 criminals excused in President Clinton’s last-minute clemency forgiveness spree.

Reynolds received a commutation of his six-and-a-half-year federal sentence for 15 convictions of wire fraud, bank fraud, and lies to the Federal Election Commission.

He is more notorious, however, for concurrently serving five years for sleeping with an underage campaign volunteer.

This is a first in American politics:

An ex-congressman who had sex with a subordinate….

Then won clemency from a president who had sex with a subordinate…

Then was hired by a clergyman who had sex with a subordinate!

His new job? Ready for this??

YOUTH COUNSELOR

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

CONFIRMED BY :

http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/reynolds.asp

Shot In The Driveway …

Shot In The Driveway …

Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush’s fault.

This may just help you, someone in your family, a friend or business that could use this information

Subject: Water and aspirin from the Mayo Clinic

MAYO CLINIC – DRINKING WATER

A cardiologist determined that heart attacks can be triggered by dehydration.

Good Thing To Know. From The Mayo Clinic. How many folks do you know who say they don’t want to drink anything before going to bed because they’ll have to get up during the night?

Heart Attack and Water – Drinking one glass of water before going to bed avoids stroke or heart attack. Interesting…….

Something else I didn’t know … I asked my Doctor why people need to urinate so much at night time.

Answer from my Cardiac Doctor: Gravity holds water in the lower part of your body when you are upright (legs swell). When you lie down and the lower body (legs and etc) seeks level with the kidneys, it is then that the kidneys remove the water because it is easier. I knew you need your minimum water to help flush the toxins out of your body, but this was news to me.


Correct time to drink water… Very Important. From A Cardiac Specialist!

Drinking water at a certain time maximizes its effectiveness on the body:

2 glasses of water after waking up – helps activate internal organs

1 glass of water 30 minutes before a meal – helps digestion

1 glass of water before taking a bath – helps lower blood pressure

1 glass of water before going to bed – avoids stroke or heart attack .

I can also add to this… My Physician told me that water at bed time will also help prevent night time leg cramps. Your leg muscles are seeking hydration when they cramp and wake you up with a Charlie Horse.

Mayo Clinic on Aspirin – Dr. Virend Somers is a Cardiologist from the Mayo Clinic who is the lead author of the report in the July 29, 2008 issue of the Journal of the American College of Cardiology.

Most heart attacks occur in the day, generally between 6 A.M. and noon. Having one during the night, When the heart should be most at rest, means that something unusual happened. Somers and his colleagues have been working for a decade to show that sleep apnea is to blame.

1. If you take an aspirin or a baby aspirin once a day, take it at night.

The Reason: Aspirin has a 24-hour “half-life”; therefore, if most heart attacks happen in the wee hours of the morning, the Aspirin would be strongest in your system.

2. Aspirin lasts a really long time in your medicine chest; for years. (when it gets old, it smells like vinegar).

Please read on.

Something that we can do to help ourselves – nice to know. Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve instantly on the tongue. They work much faster than the tablets.

Why keep Aspirin by your bedside? It’s about Heart Attacks – There are other symptoms of a heart attack, besides the pain on the left arm. One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating; however, these symptoms may also occur less frequently.

Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack.

The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep did not wake up. However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep. If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins in your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water.

Afterwards: – Call 911. – Phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by. Say “heart attack!” – Say that you have taken 2 Aspirins. – Take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and ……..DO NOT LIE DOWN!

A Cardiologist has stated that if each person after receiving this e-mail, sends it to 10 people, probably one life could be saved! I have already shared this information. What about you? Do forward this message. It may save lives!

“Life is a one time gift” (Let’s forward and hope this will help save someone!!

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Tiger & TIGGER (remember him from Poo Bear)

 
 
Isn’t it amazing that, within only one week of Tiger Woods crashing his Escalade, the press found every woman with whom Tiger has had an affair during the last few years?
And, they even uncovered photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc.!
Furthermore, they not only know the cause of the family fight, but they even know it was a 9iron from his golf bag that his wife used to break out the windows in the Escalade.
And, each & every day, they were able to continue to provide America with updates on Tiger’s sex rehab stay, his wife’s divorce settlement figures, as well as the dates tournaments in which he was to play.
Now Barack Hussein Obama has been in office for over seven years, yet this very same press:
·Cannot find any of his childhood friends or neighbors;
·Or find any of Obama’s high school or college classmates;
·Or locate any of his college papers or grades;
·Or determine how he paid for both a Columbia & a Harvard education;
·Or discover which country issued his visa to travel to Pakistan in the 1980’s;
·Or even find Michelle Obama’s Princeton thesis on racism.
They just can’t seem to uncover any of this.  Yet, the public still trusts that same press to give them the whole truth!  Don’t you find that totally amazing?
NOW TELL ME THERE IS NO CORRUPTION IN THE AMERICAN PRESS.